THE IMPORTANT Guirao Superbowl Party Questions

LJE: will there be women there not attached to a husband?
P: Yes, there will be.. but then again.. they probably showing up without their man.. so it's free game if you ask me =P

LJE: will they be cute?
P: Well this is a Guirao party... and we Guirao's only deal with cute girls!

LJE: will the baby count (actual infants and toddlers) be higher than the beer count?
P: That can never happen.. this year may be a landmark year as we may match the alcohol content of hard liquior vs beer!

LJE: will there be a good mix of domestic and imported beers?
P: Fortunately yes.. the days of going to the store for a 40oz of Old English are over. My colleagues and associates have graduated to the higher side of beer... so GUINESS HERE WE COME!

LJE: BRILLIANT!

LJE: how will aforementioned cute, single, non-baby having women be introduced to a single man like little john eric?
P: Oh that is simple.. by that point I'll probably be drunk.. so i'll probably drag you to the girl you're interested in.. introduce you.. say something sarcastic... look her up and down.. and mysteriously disappear leaving you stranded with her with no idea what her name is.

LJE: BRILLIANT! Any REAL final statements?
P: Please do not try this at home. All events are done by professionals!

CHEERS to liquid fellowship!