My Weekend SMASH tournament

Well funny thing is me and Eric played in the same tournament just different league and teams.. i played in the COED...

I think the only reason why I even saw Eric was because his friends told him to check out TEAM TEMPLE.. because they had hot chicks on the team.. and behold.. who was I playing for.. TEAM TEMPLE!

What did TEAM TEMPLE CONSIST OF.. bartenders from Temple and Club Deep (i supplied the Deep bartenders because they're girls, really hot ones), Temple All Star DJ's and.. Temple Worshippers (which i fall under)

We lost every game.. but it was so fun!!

Day 1:

Game 1 was at 9am in the morning... and as you might figure your beloved cousin was HUNG OVER from the night before.. then again so was the whole team.. happens when you and your teamates are always drunk no matter what night it is...

We lost 21 - 2... but who cares we had fun!

Post - Game 1: Now we begin the drinking stage of our day.. from 10am to 3pm, our next game, we begin drink massive amounts of Bud Light. There wasn't a time when there was no beer in our hand.. so as you would figure we would be SMASHED by game 2!

During our drinking stage we amassed a large amount of empty Beer Pitchers which we were to use as our gloves for our last game of the day!

Game 2:

Half the team is smashed! They weren't only drinking beer.. and in hard liquor and we have a ball game folks!

We play a team of friends who are also SMASHED!! did we win.. course not.. it was 16 - 6 by games end.. but there were memorable moments..

In baseball we have RALLY CAPS.. for team temple we had two versions of RALLY SHORTS!!

Rally Shorts 1: My friend would bat with his shorts pulled up all the way to his chest.. This look awful.. but not as awful as the next Rally Shorts!

Rally Shorts 2: This was me.. well not like your shocked, anyhow.. rally shorts 2 consisted of me rolling up my shorts so you could not see them under my shirt.. yup i looked naked from the waist down.. only had my shirt covering my mid section.. the rest u see is just legs!! awful huh!!

had my friend laughing so hard that he fell to the ground laughing.. was so funny that i got cat calls from the girls on the opposing team! hahah

Unfortunately these rally shorts did not work as we still lost the game.

Highlight of the day though, was the last inning of our second game...

Since we were losing by alot we decided to use our Beer Pitchers.. AS OUR GLOVES... this had the umpire laughing.. cuz he had never seen anything like it...

1st pitch.. hit back to the pitcher.. i'mplaying first base.. pitcher throws to first.. 1 out!! WAHOO!! our team is so excited cuz i caught the ball bare handed with the pitcher in my hand... I broke my handle though squeezing the pitcher hard.. Since we were all excited about the first out.. we all met at second base and gave high fives with our pitchers!

The next at bat.. the guy crushes it to left field.. our left fielder comes chasing the ball.. and is in position to catch the ball.. with his beer pitcher!!! Ball lands in his pitcher.. shattters it the bounces out of the pitcher and rolls on the ground. What's left in the left fielders hand is just the beer pitcher handle.. hahaha!! So the batter is making his way to second.. our Shortstop calls for the cut off.. so our left fielder throws it to our Shortstop.. but throws it high. Shortstop jumps up to catch the ball.. with his pitcher.. and BAM.. HIS PITCHER SHATTERS!!.. nothing but a big hole in the side of his pitcher!! EVERYONE breaks down laughing.. it was so funny that the umpire just called the game! hahahahaha.. such a memorable time.. if you ever wanna see the pitcher after impact.. go to Temple on first street downtown SJ you'll see it on the shelf with the drinks!

After that.. time to go home and get ready for a night of drinking....

Day 2:

We somehow made it to day 2 because it was round robin style day one.. day 2 single elimination!

Well half our team didn't even make it. Many we're either hung over or on their way to Vegas... this game was alot more reserved.. as we lost 11 - 6.. but wasn't as fun.. nothing to talk about...

That was such a fun tournament.. I can't wait for next year!