stupid survey

i posted this a few weeks ago on my defunct/neglected livejournal.

FIRSTS:
1. First best friend(s): I think the Indian boy who was my neighbor. Or Roy, the Indian boy in my kindergarten class.
2. First car: 1984 Homda Accord (loaded) + sundamaged paint job and busted sun roof.
3. First real kiss: umm, 94?
4. First break-up: REAL Break-up? 94
5. First screen name: hEIeRo
6. First self-purchased album: Forever Your Girl, Paula Abdul or maybe Apocolypse 91 - Public Enemy
7. First funeral: Lolo David
8. First pets: I think we had dogs in the Philippines
9. First piercing/tattoos: cartilage piere, left ear, summer '97 - and nowadays people still ask, hey, is that a new piercing?
10. First credit card: AT&T Mastercard
12. First enemy: Chris, he bribed me for friendship with jelly beans and subsequently offered me the nasty ass black ones. I remember throwing it out once as protest. I went on to find better friends. Damn New Yorkers.
13. First big trip: the acid drop of.. hahah jk. I suppose the 83' trip that never ended (PI to NY.)
14. First music you remember hearing: loaded question. I am boycotting.

LASTS:
1. Last cigarette: Hmm. Puff was in a drunken stupor on my birthday.
2. Last car ride: I just got home.
3. Last kiss: umm.. stolen kisses (for both people involved) - 2003
4. Last good cry: i really don't know.. when lando turned Han over to the empire. jk
5. Last library book checked out: shiet. I'm sure i must've done that once or twice at Davis
6. Last movie seen in theatres: AMITYVILLE HORROR. WOOHOO!
7. Last beverage drank: Water
8. Last food consumed: Chicken Fried Steak and Eggs at IHOP
9. Last crush: real crush? see stolen kisses.
10. Last phone call: we talked about a crazy frantic woman and more earwax.
11. Last time showered: post bball - pre-super-tiredness
12. Last shoes worn: uh, my favorie though now worn out PONY Citywings
13. Last item bought: uhh, CHicken Fried Steak and Eggs at IHOP
14. Last annoyance: drivers who merge badly
15. Last time wanting to die: when i couldn't breathe this morning due to allergies
16. Last time scolded: i dunno..

SPECIFICS:
1. Do you do drugs: flovent, two puffs twice a day
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: pantene
3. What are you most scared of: girls hahahah
4. What are you listening to right now: Friends season 6
5. Where do you want to get married: outer space
6. How many buddies are online: are they really online?
7. What would you change about yourself: asthma removal project

FAVORITES:
1. Colors: the various colors of feces
2. Food: all
3. Girls Names: ?
4. Boys Names: VOlcano Man (my first born son's name!)
5. Subjects in school: History, P.E.
6. Animals: pre-high school: Whales, post-the machine
7. Sports: basketball, football, baseball
8. Perfume: i dunno, i think i like the bath and body lotions better
9. Cologne: coolwater, happy, 5 day old Must.

HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Given anyone a bath: myself
2. Smoked: sure, but I think I sweat more
3. Bungee jumped: no, but i've bunjee tied
4. Made yourself throw up: no, i've tried.. didn't work.
5. Skinny dipped: umm, in my undies when i was kid.
6. Been in love: yes
7. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: uhh.. no
8. Pictured your crush naked: uhh
10. Cried when someone died: hmm.
11. Lied: NEVER =)
12. Fallen for your best friend: yeah, not easy to deal with.
13. Been rejected: always
14. Rejected someone: hmm, in not so manly ways, yes.
15. Used someone: always hehe, jk, but yes
16. Done something you regret: sure

CURRENT:
1. Clothes: target and old navy clothes
2. Music: friends season 6
3. Make-up: all the time
4. Annoyance: the system
5. Smell: 5 day old Must, jk
6. Favorite artist: John Romita, JR, John Cassaday
7. Desktop picture: Astonishing X-men #6, Colossus and Kitty Pryde reunited
8. Book you're reading: To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Rings, Adventures of Kavalier and Klay
9. CD in player: John Legend
10. DVD in player: Friends Season 6
11. Color of toenails: various

LAST PERSON:
1. You touched: uhh Michele post IHOP bi-monthly update
2. Hugged: Michele post IHOP bi-monthly update
3. You IMed: ? Rob?
4. You kissed: see stolen kisses

ARE YOU:
1. Understanding: most of the time
2. Open-minded: in a way very yes and very no
3. Arrogant: sometimes
4. Insecure: sometimes
5. Interesting: if that means nerdworld - yes
6. Hungry: yes, for something more
7. Smart: Ass yes
8. Moody: hehe YES
9. Hardworking: yes and no
10. Organized: not necessarily
11. Healthy: not after this weekend
12. Shy: moments
13. Attractive: hell yes, I have skills, like Napolean
14. Bored easily: not really, distracted easily
15. Responsible: uhh, for the most part
16. Angry: depends
19. Disappointed: in humanity? yes
20. Happy: sometimes
21. Hyper: weird more so
22. Trusting: uh, to an extent
23. Talkative: uhh.. depends
24. Legal: not to some people.. ehhe jk

WHO DO YOU WANNA:
1. Kill: I don't do killing, but if i was a comic writer and had my choice to kill someone as they do for the "big summer tragic event" it would be:
2. Slap: who's booty?
3. Get high with: so high our shoes are scraping the sky?
4. Look like: me.
5. Talk to offline: i dunno, a lot of people
6.Talk to online:

RANDOM:
1. In the morning I am: tired as fuck
2. All I need is: a good comic book and some fresh mangos
3. Love is: they say it's a river.. some say it's a gift
4. I dream about: lately? werewolves, supernature, and respiratory problems